yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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