chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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