They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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