if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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