I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
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i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
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I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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