Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
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He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
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Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
It's rum buckets o'clock
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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