Where is the hickey?
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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