It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
