Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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