fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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