You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
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Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
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Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
how does that bad decision feel?
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