is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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