yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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