I should be sponsored by Trojan
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
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I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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