Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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