2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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