If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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