I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Randomize
