And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Randomize
