you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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