Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Hippo gnu deer
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
They took my balls.
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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