so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
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