Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
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