if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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