The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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