he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
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He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
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We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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