If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
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Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
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god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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