So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
True college students do jello shots in the library
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