No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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