I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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