I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
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It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
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sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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