you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Don't tell me you're on acid again
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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