Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
the night ended with taco bell and tears
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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