Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Who died my cat blue again?
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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