I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Farmville is her only friend.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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