id be glad to
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
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I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
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I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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