i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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