Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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