if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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