Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Randomize
