Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Randomize
