his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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