Porn is love you can see.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
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Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
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I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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