Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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