Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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