Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
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Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
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He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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