So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
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she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
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Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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