ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
My penis needs a shock collar
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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