whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
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At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
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A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
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