But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
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