Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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