just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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