not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
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You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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