You work out of a Hotel?
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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