I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
this hospital has no fireball
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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