ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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